beware the computers!

ok so we keep getting emails from the university about a major problem with computers campus-wide and we should be receiving a press release soon about it. wouah! yesterday, in the middle of the afternoon, we had people running in computer labs like something had just bitten them and screaming at us to turn off ALL THE COMPUTERS RIGHT NOW or else something terrible was going to happen! now the news is "a number of computers in our department have been affected" and this morning, the word of order is "don’t even touch the keyboard!" ... if you do touch your keyboard, maybe a big green ugly slimy virus is going to jump at you and bite your nose... ? sounds a little creepy... i live in a real science fictious world!

make sure to wash your hands after you read these words!